Not! Borat could not have said it better. Thank god I did not rent this piece of crap. How the heck did it get a 7.7? Seriously everyone was ranting about how amazing this film was and to think it was up for awards. Now I am positive HOLLYWOOD IS BOUGHT SOLD FIXED. What a joke. So what the hell was the high point of this movie for you guys?  What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?

Was it the scene with the 8 yr old boy masturbating over his sister or the 14 year old Japanese girls repetitive hairy vagina shots. I think the director is a pedophile or something honestly. Some one tap his computer please. The only thing I enjoyed in this movie was all the hot Japanese sluts, they were great. I am not thinking the same way the director is though, ya know the whole 12 year old Japanese school girl with dirty knees thing. Obviously she must be of age to complete those shots. Unless this movie was filmed in Bangcock. I also hear Japan has vending machines that dispense little girls panties WTF?

Acting was below average, the movie lacked decent transition points, the director wanted you to feel for the actors but didn’t quite get the job done. No one cared. The director obviously tried to do something new with this film by shocking us (8 year old boys masturbating just do not cut it for me sorry) it just did not work at all.

I wrote a better plot when I was 5 years old on my god damn speak n’ spell. I think the story tellers were on crack when they wrote this one, how he hell could they have not been high. And how everything linked together… it was nothing more than a gimmeky feature that back fired. The DOG ATE THE CAT THAT ATE THE RAT THAT ATE THE CHEESE!!!!!1111

Could anyone act in this movie? I do not think so… listen here low budget is not the new cool. Get over yourselves. Stop giving every low budget movie to hit the IMDB a high rating please. This film was crap and you know it. God its still on my T.V. I stopped watching after the little retard STOOD UP IN THE MIDDLE OF GUNFIRE, UNHARMED MIND YOU, and broke his rifle over a rock formation…. just to come here and bitch because I have nothing better to do with my time. Yeah and the Arab cops just stopped shooting at them, even after one of the cops was fatally wounded. That is where the movie just took a huge shit for me. I could not stand it anymore.

As for that girl yeah it is safe to say she was a nympho slut. If my 14 YEAR old daughter ever tried to bang her dentist and a cop in the same day and god knows who else, let alone show her beaver to the breakfast club I would have to label her a little ho, virgin or not.

I was so waiting for that one Japanese slut to get her 1st big one. Does anyone bang her? I thought the cop was going to! I do not want to stick around to find out though.

Anyway when I was a sad lost confused virgin I didnt run around my school and social spots showing everyone my penis and forcing girls/dentist/teachers/police to grope me. If I did this would it make a good movie? Would you feel sorry for me? Would you say awwwww that poor confused little boy! Awwwwwwwww. Look how sad. He is just confused because he can not hear or speak well and his mom died. Awwwww. Let him parade around town with his cock hanging out of his zipper hole all he wants, and you better feel sorry for him or else your messed up in the head, I mean come on now, awwwwwww! Probably not. I would have been in a psych ward DOPED UP for the rest of my life. If something like that made the big screen people would be repulsed.

So why is it okay for a horny 13 year old Japanese school girl to do so? Because Sexy Sluts Sell (the three s’s)in hollywood apperently even if they are portrayed as 14 year old girls. And people eat it up. If not for the sex factor then because it is something new to them. This is the only reason why it was in the film more than once.

My rating.. honestly: 4.4 and thats being generous!

If you hate this movie you are not some idiot that just “does not understand” the film I am sick of that!

What is there to understand? An Arab kid who likes to beat off while thinking about his sister, shoots a rifle that was once owned by a Japanese hunter, hits a bus carrying tourists, injures a woman who is having marital difficulties, whose children are being watched by an irresponsible illegal immigrant woman. There was nothing mentally challenging about it. What this movie was trying to do is affect people on an emotional level, but it fails miserably. The characters were not very well developed and there was no reason for us to care about them. It was also very predictable and boring.

I am going to go watch the Salton Sea, now that is one good… low budget movie.

Oh yeah as for the plot I wrote on my speak n’ spell… I really really have no life.