I have been bothered daily by something that I bet no one seems to care about in NY Mills for a good 5 years now, and nothing has changed. Ever. Never ever ever. The god damn, cock sucking, fucking joggers.

I understand you do not want to jog on the sidewalk in fear that you might damage your orthopedic, dainty and or homosexual little ankles. Great, I might not want to jog on some of the crummier side walks either. Okay I can give you that much. So you jog on the side of the road, not a problem what so ever. I might do the same.

But when you are jogging in your little polock flocks trotting all over town, on the side of the road having a ball or what not, fucking please, I repeat FUCKING PLEASE have a little common sense and jog single file. That means cock to ass or what not. Not a wide spread defensive line, fucking goal line stand formation. Its not football. There is no god damn reason you should be jogging elbow to elbow to elbow to elbow 3 or 4 people deep. It is fucking border line idiotic and it is only a matter of time before someone gets clipped. Mark my words. SINGLE FILE… IF MORE THAN TWO OF YOU TARDS HAPPEN TO BE JOGGING OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN SOME DAY, MORE SO IN THE WINTER WITH DANGEROUS ROAD CONDITIONS PRESENT, WHICH DOES NOT SEEM TO BOTHER YOU PEOPLE ANYWAY!!

You do not need to be elbow to elbow to communicate, the person in front or behind you should not have a problem hearing what ever it may be you have to tell them during your daily work out. If not tell them to turn the hearing aid up or the walkman/mp3 player speakers down. Comprehend? Good because I would not want to witness vehicular manslaughter one morning on my way to the store.